Today is 12/28/11. I would like to share some of "Lauren's Fun Facts of the Day."
- If you tell a police officer that his shoes are untied but they are not, you go to jail.
- Eating candy corns on Christmas eve makes it Halloween, since you eat some Halloween treats.
- If you make a were wolf eat a cute rabbit, then the rabbit will be a WERE RABBIT.
- Never wake up Santa when he is sleeping; you will be on his Naughty List.
- Never cook a live chicken; he will peck you.
- Heaven won't take me cause I took over Hell.
